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Imagining a Cities:Skylines 2

So how’s your quarantine going? I’ve been playing a fair amount of C:S lately and thought I might speculate on what could be improved in Cities: Skylines 2. Besides, it’s not like I have anything better to do.
What C:S gets right and wrong
Besides great modability and post-release support, C:S combines an agent based economy with a sense of scale. It also has the kind of road design tools that SC4 veterans would have killed for. District based city planning for things like universities was one of the best innovations in the genre in years, and the introduction of industry supply chains, while clunky and tacked on, brought much needed depth to the game.
C:S suffers most notably from a lack of revisit rate to previously constructed things. Build a power plant: forget about it. Build a port: forget about it. Build a downtown: forget about it. The player isn’t incentivized to revisit old parts of the city to upgrade and improve them. The district system for universities and industry was a fantastic innovation that demonstrated how to do this concept well, and consequently they are some of the most fun and engaging parts of the game.
The biggest criticism of C:S, despite its powerful design tools, is that it feels like a city painter. The systems feel rich at first, but become very formulaic after a few hours. There are no hard trade-offs. Providing every inch of your city with maximum services will not bankrupt you, nor will an economy of nothing but the rich and well-educated collapse from a lack of unskilled labor. In the end, every city dies of boredom once the player exhausts the game’s relatively shallow well of novelty.
The biggest areas for Improvement
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DEMOLITION DAYS, Part 47

continuing
As I was picking myself up off the shooter’s shack floor, I glanced over to the TV.
The ballplayers were all wandering around the field, looking skyward. Evidently, there was this hellacious explosion…even the television sports commentators were speculating as to what happened.
Whoops.
I looked out into the quarry. The wall that I had charged had receded some 75 feet.
There was rather a large amount of shattered, blasted dolomitic limestone now in the quarry. Enough, I found out later, for a full month’s worth of orders.
We never did find the blasting mats. I think they sort of evaporated.
Luckily, the quarry is essentially an open amphitheater in plan view; basically a big hole in the ground with vertical limestone walls. The shockwave of the blast that didn’t spend itself shattering the limestone into which it was housed, blew out laterally, hit the opposite quarry wall, rebounded, and then dispersed, rather energetically, vertically upward.
I set off car alarms for a 20 block radius.
There were no broken home windows, as the lion’s share of the shock wave was redirected upward.
Good thing there were no low flying zeppelins or dirigibles in the area...
I waited the requisite time to allow for any loafers. There were none, so I jumped into the nearest wheel loader and began clearing the quarry floor. Hell, I had to so I could open the front gate.
As I was clearing the floor, making pile number eight of the loose rock I had liberated, I heard the characteristic whoop-whoop of emergency vehicles.
I parked the wheel loader, opened the front gate, and raised the green flag. That was enough blasting for one day.
A few minutes later, three police cars zoom into the site. Two were local city cops, and one was a state trooper.
“Hi, guys!” I waved, “Nice day, innit?”
“Doctor Rock! We should have known.” One of the local boys groaned.
“Hey, I did call you beforehand, as per procedure,” I said.
Polack the cop walks up, just knowing I was responsible. “Yeah, but we didn’t figure on you terrorizing the entire city.”
“Polack! How goes it?” I asked.
The other local cop and the state trooper look to Polack, “You know this maniac?”
“Oh, hell yeah. For years. Don’t worry, the good doctor is mostly harmless.” He chuckles.
“Damn. OK. I guess everything’s OK. Just no more shooting today, please, Doctor. It’s going to take hours to calm everyone down.” He laments.
“Yes, sir. I’m done for the day.” I reply, snickering slightly.
The one local and state trooper depart, shaking their heads in amazement. This left Polack to follow me over to the shooter’s shack to mooch a cigar and whatever else he can find.
“Jesus Hula-Dancing Christ, Rock. What the hell was that? I was all the way out in Whitewatosa and heard you.” He asks as he sneakily snakes a smoke out of my case.
“Just some common chemicals in the proper proportions.” I snicker.
“Which were?” he asks.
I go in the back of the shed and toss him an empty container of one of the parts of the binaries I used. He catches it, reads the label, and drops it like a live grenade.
“Binaries? Fuck! Like what you used at the tower?” he asks.
“Yep. I used just a little more.” I reply.
“Little more? Damn, as I said, we’ve been briefed on the stuff. This shit’s nasty.” He shakes his head.
“Yeah. Fun, too.” I reply.
Polack grabs a Sprechler’s Cream Soda out of the fridge as I opt for a cold Cream Ale and shot of potato juice. Hell, I was done for the day, so…
We sit around and have a chat, just shooting the shit, as it were. Manly topics, so the conversation eventually steered over to guns.
“Hey!” Polack remembers, “That’s right! You fucking owe me. Let me borrow that fucking cannon you carry. I want to show the chief a thing or two.”
“Yeah, that’s right”, I agree, “When do you need it?”
“This Friday, after shift. It’s the monthly qualifiers for us.” He notes.
“Are pyromaniacs allowed in?” I ask.
“To observe? Sure. To shoot? Nope. Insurance regulations.” He says.
“What time?” I continue.
“1800 hours.” He tells me.
“I’ll be there. I’ll bring my gun and an assortment of loads. Hey, this could be fun!” I evilly smile.
“Doctor. You’re doing that thing again. You’re grinnin’ like a shithouse rat. You know how much that scares me. Stop it.” He pleads.
“No worries. Friday at 1800 hours.” I reply, grinning.
Polack slurps down his Sprechlers, snitches another stogie, and squeals out of the quarry in a cloud of dense dolomitic dust.
I arrive back at our flat, after stopping for two frozen custard Turtle Sundaes, to go. I give one to an appreciative wife and I ask her about her day.
“Oh, went shopping with Oma. Got the cutest shoes, and a new purse, and…oh well, never mind. You’ll see.”
Between bites of Turtle Sundae, she asks how my day went.
“Oh, my dear. I had a real blast.” I replied, not lying in the least.
Monday, after my first classes, I’m back in the faculty lounge, savoring a Greenland Coffee.
There was the usual instructor chatter when Dean Vermiculari walks in.
“Good morning, Dean!” I say. “Care for a sit-down and a coffee?”
“Good morning, Doctor Rock. Yes, please to both.” He replies.
I fix us both a fresh Greenland Coffee and return to our table. I hand him one and sit down to savor my soupçon.
“How was your weekend?” I ask the Dean of the College.
“Oh, very nice. Had a fine time catching some perch and crappie out on Lake Genever. I see you had a victorious weekend as well. Twice.” He smiles.
“Twice?” I asked.
“Well, your handling of the tower demolition made all the papers. Very, very well done, Doctor. I congratulate you.” He smiles.
“Thank you, Dean. That means a lot. Just doing what I can with what I’ve got. But twice?” I replied.
“It wasn’t front-page news, but I saw there was some, well, let us just say, ‘energetic activity’ out at the Silurian reef limestone quarry yesterday.” He grinned.
“Oh, yes. I had a job to do and well, as I always say: ‘Nothing succeeds like excess.” I smile back.
“Quite. This beverage you’ve created is really rather extraordinary, Doctor. Again, I thank you.” He tips his mug my direction in the age-old Midwestern salute.
“It’s a little recipe I picked up on my last expedition to the northlands. I grew rather fond of the concoction.” I replied.
“Ah, I see. Marvelous.” He smiles.
“Thank you, Dean. High praise indeed.” I reply.
“Which leads me to…ah, Doctor Rock. I have another favor to impose upon you.” He says, all serious.
“Yes, Dean? How can I be of service?” I ask.
“We, as you no doubt know, have many, many fine extractive mineral company connections. We actually receive quite a large amount of funding and endowments from them. They recruit here extensively for our young geoscientists. Now, since Dr. Pataariki has left for industry himself, I would like to appoint you as the College of Natural Sciences corporate liaison.” He explains.
“Indeed?” I replied, too stunned for words for once.
“Yes, indeed.” He continues, “It will require travel, mostly domestic, and delivering symposia at various companies on differing extractive geological subjects. You will also serve as host and university coordinator when they are present on recruiting tours. There will, of course, be additional remuneration to accompany the added responsibilities.”
I slurped my coffee, thinking furiously.
“Could I please first discuss it with my wife before I answer?” I ask.
“Oh, Doctor. Of course, of course. Take your time. I will not require a reply until… tomorrow.” He smiles, finishes his coffee, thanks me again, and toddles out.
“Yow, Es!” I exclaim, “This is one hell of an opportunity. It’s never before been offered to a junior professor. This will cement my tenure-track. It’s going to be a bitch with time, though. What do you think I should do?”
“Well, Rock, honey, I think you should do…” Es begins.
“No! None of that ‘do what you think is best’ stuff. I want your own thoughts, just like when I decided to go after my doctorate.” I explained.
“OK, then.” Esme looks all serious like she’s going to deliver a bipartisan political speech.
“Yes.” She says, firmly
“That’s it?” I ask.
“Yep. You asked I answered. We’ll make it work. We always do. You can’t let the Dean down. You will accept tomorrow without fear or qualms of your wife’s hesitations, of which I harbor none.” Esme proclaims.
“Did I ever tell you of the myriad reasons I love you so?” I ask.
The next morning I meet with Dean Vermiculari. He’s pleased that I accept and hands over to me the charter. Then the lists of company representatives, their contact information, and some other secret stuff that I can’t divulge right yet.
A raft of oil companies will be coming in the late spring semester, so I need to contact each and every one to solidify dates, times and positions for which they’re recruiting. But that’s for then, I have something more proximal for now.
I have a Friday appointment with Polack the cop at the town police shooting range.
I arrive spot on time with my Casull .454 Magnum pistol, in its carry bag, along with a small duffel crammed with Pyrodex, Tannerite, and selection of specialty loads I had Herman the German, the inveterate gunsmith, create.
Herman the German, his actual sobriquet, was this incredible gunsmith, craftsman, and all-around artillery specialist. Have any sort of problem with a rifle, shotgun, or pistol? See Herman. Gun holding too high? See Herman. Barrel warped? See Herman. Need solid gold projectiles for a certain one-off job? See Herman.
Herman the German can sort it out.
Just never ask him: “How?”
“Ach! I’ve lived so long to learn, and you want it free? I’ll fix it, you pay, but I am only one knowing how!”
Herman was a cranky old Kraut, and has lived here for as long as anyone can remember. Even my Grandfather had deferred to Herman when he had some particularly delicate machining operation that need special attention and was unique.
As far as anyone knew, Herman had no family, but was never at a loss for friends. He was one of the most popular, and well known, but still oddly really unknown, kind of mysterious, old bastards in the entire community.
Herman the German liked me because I could obtain for him certain high-energy things he couldn’t. All were entirely legal, but some were sort of out there in the gray zone.
He also liked that I was educated, as he held education in the highest esteem. He also liked that I was of German extraction myself.
I often made it a point to drop by with odd and unusual high-octane potables while never expecting anything in return other than a story or a shared cigar.
Herman created some special loads for my .454 Magnum, which he prized.
“I like your gun, Doctor Rock, it is so big! I can still see well enough to build things for it.” He told me one day over cheroots and Schnapps.
Herman was a character to be certain. It must have been the pixie in him to dream up some of the specialty rounds he created for me to share with the local constabulary.
He lived out in the county by himself in an old farmhouse. He had a full machine shop in his basement, complete with forge, metal handling equipment, and a firing test range.
He handed back my .454, rather solemnly.
“Doctor, I am afraid to say I couldn’t test all the special rounds I’ve created for you. I need to patch the hole in the cinder blocks in the downstairs range. Your gun punched right through the back…” he apologized.
Now, Herman does all sorts of work on the local’s deer rifles, the police’s ordinance and has even worked some with the Baja Canada National Guard. Some of the little novelties he’s dreamed up for me are the first to escape his homemade basement test range.
I felt oddly honored.
After proving who I was to the nice range officer, I looked around trying to find Polack.
“It’s 1550. Where the hell is Polack? I wondered.
“Rock! Over here.” Polack calls to me.
He motions me outside to the police department’s tactical outdoor range. I had thought all along he was referring to the indoors police target range. This might pose some problems.
The tactical range was a series of clapboard shacks, all setup and designed to represent some downtrodden urban inter-city landscape. There were a couple of junked cars, broken sidewalks, storefronts, houses, bus stops…in short, all things necessary to replicate the seediest sections of a settlement where malefactors live and breed.
The cops all run around this range, shooting at bad guy pop-up cut-outs and avoid the not-bad-guy pop-up cut-outs. They’ve got music blaring, firecrackers going off, all trying to re-create a shady deeply urban environment. Points are awarded by the accuracy of fire on the run, time to maneuver the course, and the ability of not gunning down innocent bystanders.
It is not the best place to test a .454 Cusall. This hand cannon recoils like a fundamentalist Christian being solicited for donations to Anton LaVey, shoots flames and incandescent gasses like Smaug after a hard night of drinking and a stop at the Taco Bell buffet, is louder than a dime-store Karen demanding to see a Manager, and more powerful than a Ghost Pepper suppository.
To quote Joe Piscopo: “It shoots through schools.” Especially faux-schools made of plywood.
A .32 or .38 cop special is the correct weapon here; even a 9mm is a little heavy. Enough power to make a serious dent, easy on control, light on the recoil…a good tactical weapon.
But, nothing succeeds like excess.
Polack’s Chief is running around, capping off his ‘big ol’ .44 Magnum, and making the valley echo. He punches considerable holes in the pop-up cut-outs, but has such a hard time handling the recoil, his score is barely passable.
Polack runs his test with his standard 9mm sidearm and qualifies easily. However, he’s nowhere near done with his Chief yet.
I suggest to Polack we have a shoot-off. And since a .44 Magnum bullet ‘is so close to a .454 Magnum’, which it isn’t…the .454 Casull generates nearly 85% more recoil energy than the .44 Magnum; that we’d need something other than holes punched in plywood to judge the efficacy of each.
We are literally just down the road from Max Yazzer’s farm and market. They’re the place you go for your Halloween jack-o-lantern. However, now, he has a surplus of melons.
I think you can see where this is headed…
I borrow Polack’s personal conveyance and run down to Max’s farm. I return with a trunk-load of elderly, overripe, cheap as chips, melons. Watermelons, Honeydews, Musks, and Casabas.
We place them in strategic areas on the course, five for the Chief to find, and five for Polack.
A .44 vs. a .454 melon-wise results in pretty much the same sort of mess: high-velocity fruit spatter. Although, the Chief was very impressed by the report of the .454. So, after running the tactical-melon course, clear demarcation of a winner was elusive.
OK, OK, clever dicks. How about this? A standing shoot-off? We’ll set up 3 melons each at 30, 20, and 10 yards. Beginning at 30 yards, your time will be until you take out all three melons. But, they’re not going to be in a straight line, we’re going to make them somewhat camouflaged. You will stand in one small demarcated area, hunt those miscreant melons, and bring them to justice. Fastest time and greatest display wins, as determined by the Police Peanut Gallery.
Polack and the Chief agree.
The Chief goes first and dispatches the melons, with a fair amount of spatter, in 15.3 seconds.
Not bad.
Polack is next. He wipes out all the melons and creates some thoroughly impressive displays with Herman’s ‘special’ rounds. Normal ballistics for the .454 are, for a 250 grain (16 g) bullet, a muzzle velocity of over 2,400 feet per second, developing up to 2,800 ft-lb of energy.
Herman’s hot loads are double that.
Polack wins the day on impressive high-velocity melon distribution, but misses, so close, with a time of 17.0 seconds.
Recoil’s a bitch.
Then there are Herman’s ‘specialties’.
The Chief is duly impressed and even comments that his ears are ringing even with the ear protectors. He asks to inspect the weapon. He is even more than duly impressed.
Polack knows what’s up and asks the Chief if he’d like to give a whirl.
Of course, the Chief can’t back down.
Polack loads the .454 with 5 of Herman’s specialties: hollow-point rounds loaded hot, compressed, and tipped with alkaline earth metals, like metallic sodium and metallic potassium…
We set up the nastiest, glorpiest, just barely-holding-together, overripe, laced with Tannerite (an impact-actuated low-explosive) watermelon at the ‘Concealed Carry’ distance of 5 meters.
We slowly fade back into the distance to avoid the inevitable ‘Gallagher reaction’.
The Chief fires one, and just nicks the top of the melon. Don’t laugh, with the type of recoil and heft of the sidearm, and tensing up in anticipation, it’s easy to be off the mark initially.
The second round impacts dead-center. Now, alkaline earth metals and water don’t get along really well. In fact, their relationship is explosive. Especially explosive when delivered at 2,900 feet per second.
The Chief catches a huge smattering of vitamin-packed watermelony back blast goo.
He’s not entirely happy. He looks positively grisly with all that blown-up melon schmoo on his nice, neat uniform.
He returns my gun and bans me from ever showing up at the police range again.
Polack is on traffic duty for the next month.
He figures it was well worth it.
Back at the flat, Esme is shaking her head and wondering if I’ll ever grow up.
“I may grow old, but I’ll never grow up.” I reply.
I see I have several missed phone calls. Ah, me; no rest for the weary. Back to company-university liaison duties.
After I had contacted these companies, I receive no less than 12 requests for symposia, talks, and seminars to be given to various level of industrial scientific employees in their respective companies.
I am now slated to give academic conferences on stratigraphy, sedimentology, and seismic structural geology to different companies in Houston, Oklahoma City, Denver, Casper, Corpus Christi, New Orleans, and Tulsa. In the next 12 weeks, I’ll be giving no less than 8 talks in seven cities.
I speak with Dean Vermiculari on how best to handle the situation. He understands and appoints two graduate student teaching assistants to handle my classes while I’m on the road. That relieves me of being physically there, but I still have to grade papers, compose lesson plans, and keep things running smoothly until finals.
Besides giving the talks, there’s travel to oil fields, production facilitates, manufacturing plants, hotels, restaurants while I’m in town…the pace is excruciating. I’m gone more than I am at university. Plus in my time back home, I’m still the ad hoc master blaster for the limestone quarry.
Then, there’s the companies arriving on campus, and the roles are reversed. Now I’m the welcome wagon and have to sort out the logistics of receiving the company representatives. I need to set up the colloquia to introduce the companies to the prospective students, arrange lodging, arrange passes for the university, transportation, “Meet-and-Greet’s, ad infinitum.
I knew this was having a bit of effect on me when I came back to the flat after one particularly grueling ordeal of canceled flights, full hotels, missed connections and lukewarm reception by the company workers.
“Hello”, I said, as I walked in the flat, “I believe you have a reservation for…”
Esme just stood there, wondering if I was having a laugh.
No, I wasn’t. I was completely hallucinating from road weariness, lack of sleep, jet lag, and total disorientation. This continued on for the next approximately 18 months.
Esme was beginning to have second thoughts about all this.
My teaching load was diminished by one whole introductory course. However, I was still flying hither and yon, delivering symposia, meeting with young geoscientists and getting to know the ins-and-outs of the Oil Industry.
I found it particularly fascinating.
Time marched on and it was once again it was the recruiting season. We had no less than eight oil companies visiting the university in their quest to swell the roster of their junior scientists.
I’m still busier than a one-armed paperhanger in a windstorm, but have settled into a groove of sorts. I know the company recruiters and they now know me. I’ve actually struck up friendships with several. Particularly since I take them to the best local restaurants and bars after their recruiting duties are finished.
I’ve met with recruiting representatives of Shrill Petrol, Mexxon, Nobil, Nocono Oil, Flug, Geddy, Brutish Petroleum, and Qexaco.
The recruiting season is winding down and I find myself with Red (not Adair), of Nocono Oil.
“Well, Doctor Rock”, Red states, “Another fine recruiting run. We’ve snagged two of your young geologists and one geophysicist. I’d say it was almost a perfect score.”
We’re sitting in the Norton’s Steakhouse. After a couple of prime pink porterhouses, we’re working on the post-dinner double vodka and bitter lemon for me, and Lagavulin for Red.
“Almost perfect?” I ask.
“Yeah. There’s been this one small nagging concern from our company higher-ups.” Red continues.
“What’s that?” I ask.
“We need some more senior people. For one thing, we’ve recently opened a new petroleum laboratory down in our Houston office. Going to need some serious talent to run that show.” Red says.
“I see”, I reply, “And…?”
“We need mentors. Those with varied and far-flung knowledge. They must be well educated, global in experience and stature, with an [ahem] diverse set of skills.” Red notes.
“Whew”, I agree, “That’s a tall order. You want my help with names of possible candidates? Is that it?”
“Not as such, Doctor.” Red drains his drink, motions for me to do the same, and orders another round.
Our drinks arrive and Red downs half his in one gulp.
“Well, then”, I continue, “How can I help?”
Red chuckles, “For someone so educated, you can really be thick as two short planks at times.”
I sit back, and sip my Old Thought Provoker.
The mercury-vapors light off.
“No!” I say, incredulously.
“Oh, yes.” Red smiles.
“No?” I ask, slowly taking in the possible effects of what he’s hinting at…
“OK, Doctor Rocknocker”, Red gets all serious and corporate, “We’d like to offer you a position at Nocono Oil as Senior Laboratory Manager and Head of Corporate Continuing Education.”
You could have knocked me over with a grenade. I was stunned. I fumbled with my drink.
“Red, you old con artist” I reply, “Is this a set-up?”
Red, serious as a heart attack, looks directly at me and replies, “Doctor Rock, absolutely not, it’s a genuine offer.”
He slides over a folder with some papers inside. “Here are the particulars.”
Reeling, I accept the folder. I open it and right after the corporate logos and legal bullshit, I see a tall figure with a whole raft of zeros trailing behind it.
I read furiously. The job would be both interesting and challenging. It would be in Houston, with travel and teaching at all other company outposts on a regular basis. I reexamine that figure from before and verify that I’m not now hallucinating.
The job comes with furnished, corporate-paid housing, incredible benefits, loads of opportunity for advancement, more opportunity to travel, really generous vacation time…
“Right. On the level?” I ask again.
“Yep.” Red bluntly says.
“Well”, I gulp, “you know I have to discuss this with Esme”, whom he’s met several times previous.
“Of course, and you probably want to finish out the semester, correct?” red asks.
“Oh, yes.” I reply. There would be a monsoon of paperwork and other grunt work I’d need to conclude or hand over if I were to accept this offer.
“OK, then”, Red finishes his drink, motions for me to do the same, a real rarity; but I was in another dimension at this point. He orders another round and sits back, waiting on a refill.
“You have two weeks to reply” Red states.
“I know that’s not a terribly long time, but we need to fill this position ASAP. Can I ask for that? Your answer, yea, or nay, within a fortnight?” Red demands.
“Yes”, I reply. “I at least owe you that.”
And that was the end of the discussion for the night about me joining the private sector. We stayed a few more hours, chatting, smoking my cigars, and discussing everything but the lumbering elephant in the room.
We part outside as I need to head back to our flat. Red wants to go downtown to one of those “Gentleman’s Clubs” he’s heard were so famous at the time.
I was flummoxed the whole cab ride home.
It was late when I returned, but I simply had to wake Es with the news.
“Rock, for pity’s sake, its 2 o’clock in the morning!” Es protests. “Can’t this wait until later?”
“Sorry, my dear” I reply, probably as serious as I ever had with Esme. “This is a potential game-changer.”
“What is it? Are you OK?” Esme trembles.
“Oh, I’m fine. Better than fine.” I reply.
She’s relieved.
“Then what’s so important?” she asks.
“Um…how would you like to move to Houston?” I ask.
“You going to teach at Cougar High (University of Houston)?” she inquires.
“Nope. Brace yourself. I’ve been offered a job with Nocono Oil.” I finally spill the beans.
Esme is slightly stunned and sits down.
I go to the wet bar, fix me a bracing potato juice and citrus and Esme a stiff white Zinfandel.
I hand her the wine and she is still semi-dazed and digesting the information.
I slurp a good portion of my drink, retrieve her Sobranjes and me a cigar from my Turkmenistan humidor.
I sit on the couch next to her and hug her soundly.
“Esme? Es? Earth to Es? You in there?” I joke.
“Oh, Yeah. Rock. Really? Hang on”, she leaves, returning with her housecoat as this might take a little time.
“So?” I ask, “Your thoughts. Now! Immediately! Initial reaction!” I try to jar her back into reality.
“Well, what do you want?” she asks.
“C’mon, my dearest. You know I hate that. No, what do you think? What do you honestly think?” I reply.
We both fire up our smokes, and I refresh our drinks. We return to the dinner table where Red’s folder lies.
“Es, here. Look at this.” I say, sliding the portfolio over to her.
She reads like a hungry man at a Vegas casino buffet. I can tell where she was stopped by something extraordinary.
“This is for real?” she asks, “Red’s not pulling a fast one?”
“Nope. It’s the genuine article”, I tell her, “He needs my reply within two weeks.”
“Rock, Rock…I just don’t know. It’s a lot to process at 0230 in the morning. Let’s go to bed and have a think in the morning. You have the luxury of at least that amount of time.” She notes.
“Right again, as usual”, I say, “Stuff it. It can wait.” We toddle off to bed.
The next morning, over Cuban omelets and Greenland Coffees, we sort through the particulars.
“Rock, it’s an extraordinary offer. But, do you want to leave teaching? I remember how you got all animated by Dean Vermiculari giving you the corporate liaison job and how that would improve your shot at tenure.” She notes.
“I just don’t know. I’m still shell-shocked.” I tell her. “Let me go to school and we’ll pick this up tonight. We both have work to do no matter what. Oh, bloody hell. I hadn’t considered your job. Another wrinkle in the mess.”
“Don’t you worry about that”, Esme smiles. “One catastrophe at a time.”
“I do so love you.” I hug her soundly. “Think I should mention this offer to anyone at school?”
“No. Definitely not.” Esme shakes her head. “Let’s figure this out on our own.”
“I agree”, I say, kiss her and depart for school once again.
The next week was a blur. Recruiting duties were dragging and I was being preoccupied.
Even my students noted the lack of in-room explosions lately.
I spend the next Saturday at the quarry, doing some small amount of blasting. I quiz the quarry owners about their progress in acquiring a new master for the quarry’s operation.
“Oh, Doctor Rock” they gush, “You’re doing such a fine job, we haven’t really looked. Why do you ask?”
“No particular reason at this time, I reply, “But perhaps you might want to begin looking”
The chinks in my armor were finally starting to show.
Sunday was spent out on Sliver Lake, with Esme and me chasing the elusive crappie, perch, and bucketmouth bass. It also gave us a chance to clear our heads from work, school and other such intrusions. We both needed a bit of downtime.
Later that night, after a meal of beer-battered fillet of crappie and perch on the barbie, we sit down at the dinner table.
The portfolio sits there, taunting us.
I get up, makes us both our drinks, sit down and declare that this is it.
“Es, darling” I say, “its nut-cuttin’ time. We need to make our decision.”
“You’re right.” Es agrees, “Time for risk-reward analysis. Get some paper and some pencils.”
We spend the next few hours listing the pros and cons of accepting the Houston position or staying here and pursuing my tenured professorship.
After several hours, I stretch, stand, and go to the fridge. I retrieve the bottle of Bollinger Les Vieilles Vignes Francaises I had purchased the other day.
I return to the table with the wine and the glasses, pop the cork and pour us both a glass of high-brow bubble water.
I hug and kiss Esme like I had just returned from a long, solo expedition.
“Esme, my darling. I’d like to propose a toast. First to us. Hа здоровый!”
“Cheers!” Esme replies.
“Secondly to Red, Dean Vermiculari, the quarry guys, Polack the Cop, and all the others that makes our life weird around here.”
“Seconded”, Es echoes.
“Finally: to Houston, Texas. Our new home!” I finally add.
The next morning, Dean Vermiculari peers over the top of his pince-nez glasses. He’s not looking overly happy with me right now.
“Why is it, Doctor, that everyone that receives the job of corporate liaison ends up going with corporate?” he asks.
“Perhaps it’s just the exposure to another world that exists beyond academia.” I reply, truthfully.
“Doctor Rocknocker,” the Dean gravely states, “I am not at all happy about your decision. We had great hopes for you here and you were riding right up the tenure track. Another five years and it would have been assured.”
“Five years is a long time, Dean”, I state the obvious.
“Yes, indeed.” The Dean replies frostily. “However, you are young. Perhaps you need to get this private sector nonsense out of your system, then you can return to academia where you belong.”
“Perhaps, perhaps”, I reply.
“Please, do consider this option down the road. You and your antics will be missed here, by students and faculty alike.” He says.
“I will, Dean, I promise.” I reply “However, for now, it’s time for my boot heels to be wanderin’.”
“Doctor, I will miss your strange and unique way of looking at life. I reluctantly accept your resignation at the end of the current semester and wish you all the best in your newest endeavors. Please remember us when corporate support for academia is mentioned in your new company.” he says.
“I promise you, Dean, I will not forget what I’ve learned here and what you’ve taught. It’s the least I can do,” I reply. “I will never forget my roots.”
“All I can ask”, he concludes. He stands to shake my hand. We shake and my audience is over.
I resign from the quarry a week later. They haven’t found a new blaster but wish me well on my new journey. I tell them I’m here until the end of the semester, so I won’t leave them high and dry.
I tell Polack the Cop about all the goings-on.
“Who the hell can I roust for beer and cigars now?” He whines. “Let me know when you get to Texas if they need any cops. I wouldn’t mind trying’ that. Hell, maybe a Texas Ranger!”
“A Cheesehead Ranger…?” I assure him I will and pass a box of cigars to him as a parting gift. He gives me a mayoral-signed get-out-of-jail-free card.
“Now you can drive that old Harley just as crazy as you want.” He chuckles.
“Thanks, Polack.” I say, shaking his hand. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I sold my bike a week earlier.
Red was very chuffed with the news.
“Snagged me a big one this time!’ He laughed, over the phone.
There was enough paperwork, considerations and decisions to be made to last the remaining time Esme and I had in-state until our move. Already, a moving company had arrived, done inventory, and was preparing for our move to Houston.
Esme resigned her position and decided she wanted to take some time off. She wanted to be a housewife, a colleague, and not have to work for once at an outside job. My new position allowed for that in spades. Besides with her credentials, anytime when she wants to re-join the workforce, there are myriad opportunities in the Bayou City.
We made the choice of housing out west of town, in Katy, Texas. We could have chosen Sugarland, Addicks, Greenspoint, Greenway, or the Memorial area. However, these west Houston company properties were closest to the job and largest in square footage.
My students got wind of my resignation and relocation. They threw me an unexpected farewell party at the Gast Haus. It was nickel-beer night and since they were footing the bill, it all worked out just fine.
I would miss the old place. The camaraderie, the seasons, the university; hell my home these last many years. I’ve been on many, many expeditions, but I always returned home.
Now, home was moving and was awaiting our arrival.
Esme and I said our farewells to our families as well. We were the first through college, the first ones to travel international, the first Doctor in the family, and the first to leave the state.
That’s a lot of familial firsts.
I had to keep reminding everyone it wouldn’t be the last. Hell, we’re just moving to Texas, it’s not like we’re off to Greenland or Mongolia…
[Gasp]
We saddled up Es’s old Chevy Nova, took one last, lingering look in the rearview mirror, and said fare thee well to our previous lives.
“We’ll be back. Someday. I promise” I told the city of our youth and young married adulthood.
We decided to drive to Houston because we had the luxury of a bit of time. We needed the stretch to chew over some interpersonal and private things on the way to the next chapter in our lives. Besides, the weather was good, the roads ahead open and clear, and Texas had no ‘Open Container’ law, yet.
We pointed the old Nova south and hit the gas.
A week later, we’re wandering around our new house in Katy, Texas. Our belongings, scant though they may be, arrived the day after we did. Esme and I spent the next couple of day rearranging the house, buying necessary domestic bits and pieces, and getting to know our new neighborhood.
First thing, though, Esme wanted to replace the old Nova. I concurred, but insisted we keep it as a second car and went out to purchase our first new car as a couple.
I wanted a Land Rover. We ended up with a glossy black Toyota 4-Runner. Close enough.
I was scheduled to show up at my new job the next Monday.
I had my own parking spot, complete with “Reserved for Dr. Rock” painted on the bumper block. I was shown my new lab and was introduced to my seven laboratory assistants. I was shown the catalogs I could use to order what I needed and went over the requisition procedures.
I was trotted around to meet the company CEO, CFO, CIO, VPs and many, many more company executives and managers. I’ve met with presidents and heads of state, I was impressed but not overly. They seemed like a more or less nice bunch of chaps.
Almost exactly five weeks to the day from our arrival in Houston, I come home, yelling “Darling, I’m home!”
Esme comes to greet me with a rib-rearranging hug. She tells me to sit at the dinner table, where my long hard day at the office drink, cigar, ashtray, and lighter are already set.
“How was work, dear?” she asks, sitting down with her Perrier water.
“Oh, it’s going great. The knotheads let me have an open-ended budget until I get the labs sorted just the way I want it. These guys pay their bills on time and I have carte blanche at Wards Scientific, and other supply houses. My crew is great, no interpersonal crapola, and hard workers. I can smoke in my office and no one dares give me shit about my cigars. I’m getting to know the exploration department quite well. They’re really interested in our expeditions and are more interested in my opinions of their new exploration directives.”
Esme just smiles and sips her water.
“Odd”, I thought.
“That’s great, dear.” She says. “I am so glad to hear it.”
“Me too”, I say, “How are you holding up after all these weeks alone?”
“Oh, I’m getting used to it.” She smiles.
And smiles. Beatifically. Glowing.
“What?” I ask.
“Remember what we talked about in the car on the way down here?” She asks.
“We talked about a lot of things…” I say, suddenly my eyes grew very, very wide indeed.
“Yes. You’re going to be a father. I’m pregnant, Rock.” Esme smiles.
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Kickstarter Roundup: July 23, 2017 | 17 Ending Soon (incl: Stonebound Saga, Swords, & Ducklings) & 44 New This Week (incl: Cthulhu Wars Onslaught 3, Renegade, & Out of the Woods)

What this is:

This is a weekly, curated listing of Kickstarter tabletop games projects that are either:
All board game projects meeting those criteria will automatically be included, no need to ask. (But the occasional non-board game project may also sneak in!)
Expect new lists each Sunday sometime between 12:00am and 12:00pm PST.

Ending Soon

Project Info Status Backers Avg Pledge Ending Comments
21 Days, a cooperative survival boardgame for 1 - 4 players. I am trying to raise funds for my dice-driven board game "21 Days"; relive the adventure and try to survive on open sea! (Has currently earned €17,395 of €11,000) 158% 411 €42 07-24 kicktraq
Not A Problem! A game for quick-thinking, problem-solving, profit-seeking creative types... and YOU! (Has currently earned $9,463 of $8,133) 116% 203 $47 07-25 kicktraq
Magilogical : A #HereBeDragons Card Game Magilogical is a simple card game that has been designed to introduce the concept of Logic Gates. Fantasy and Magic meet Computing. (Has currently earned £657 of £1,000) 65% 29 £23 07-25 kicktraq
Twin Stars: Adventure Series I - A solo game system A pocket-sized solo sci-fi saga. 1 player, 18 cards, 396 possibilities. (Has currently earned $9,524 of $500) 1904% 520 $18 07-26 kicktraq
Olde-World Into the wild 28mm Fantasy resin scenery A range of professionally sculpted, and cast highly detailed and characterful scenery for your RPG, fantasy and historical games. (Has currently earned £2,160 of £1,000) 216% 29 £74 07-26 kicktraq #bling
Short Order Hero Compete as a Short Order Cook to create the most valuable dish in this 2-5 player card game for players 8+! (Has currently earned $4,173 of $4,000) 104% 102 $41 07-26 kicktraq #take2
Top Secret: New World Order - the espionage roleplaying game Top Secret: New World Order is the all-new tabletop RPG by Merle M. Rasmussen, creator of the first espionage role-playing game in 1980 (Has currently earned $101,770 of $12,000) 848% 1547 $66 07-27 kicktraq #rpg
Dimensions: The Arena - An RPG skill-based Card Game Dimensions: The Arena is a collectible card game that you only need to collect one to three cards to play the game. (Has currently earned $657 of $500) 131% 39 $17 07-27 kicktraq #take2
Swords Swords is a fast-paced simultaneous action card game that feels like a multi-person sword fight! (Has currently earned $20,325 of $20,000) 101% 623 $33 07-27 kicktraq
Big Bang 13.7 Create your own universe and line up celestial bodies but watch out! Black holes, Supernovas & others can always distort Space & Time! (Has currently earned €3,811 of €2,000) 190% 123 €31 07-27 kicktraq
The Stonebound Saga A high fantasy themed strategic card game with unit positioning, resource management, and high replay value for 2-6 players. (Has currently earned $59,473 of $35,000) 169% 940 $63 07-28 kicktraq #take3
Ducklings - A Game About Parenting! A heart wrenching co-op game where you must work with a partner to waddle your three fragile ducklings to safety. (Has currently earned $22,274 of $8,000) 278% 523 $43 07-29 kicktraq
Werewolf vs Vampire New Vampire and Werewolf fight with their unique special abilities in this tactical 2 player board game (Has currently earned €1,541 of €1,050) 146% 55 €28 07-29 kicktraq #take2
Fly My Hawkmen A new range of Wargames Minis inspired by classic Pulp and Sci-Fi serials (Has currently earned £3,556 of £2,000) 177% 44 £81 07-30 kicktraq #minis
WoundWang A super simple gaming aid. Track wounds and damage on models/units/characters for tabletop and roleplay games. (Has currently earned £2,617 of £1,750) 149% 96 £27 07-30 kicktraq #bling #lolwut
Street Wars NYC: 1970's Street Gang Miniatures Game Street Wars NYC, a new range of 1970's New York gangs and rules. Battle it out on the means streets of the Big Apple. (Has currently earned £5,079 of £5,000) 101% 86 £59 07-30 kicktraq #take3
GhostWriter London Noir 1800 Edition. Invent your story. The secret of the writing of writers and scriptwriters enclosed in a fun and intriguing game. Ghostwriter. Invent your story. (Has currently earned €254 of €100) 254% 15 €17 07-30 kicktraq

New This Week

Project Info Status Backers Avg Pledge Ending Comments
15mm - 20mm WW3 Cold War Urban tabletop wargame terrain A system of road tiles that connect together with a variety of buildings and other structures to build a table worth fighting over. (Has currently earned $3,019 AUD of $600 AUD) 503% 9 $335 AUD 08-18 #bling
A new collection of miniatures 40 mm from Cartoon Miniatures This is the result of the work of a professional`s team, a combination of an excellent idea and a quality implementation. (Has currently earned €2,798 of €3,000) 93% 41 €68 08-20 #minis
Ancient Dice: 50,000 Year Old Dice Prehistoric dice, handcrafted from Ancient Kauri, the world's oldest wood - perfectly preserved since The Stone Age! (Has currently earned £7,124 of £1,000) 712% 372 £19 08-22 #dice
Bad Actors: Free Your Wild Side A party game where players answer questions acting as characters like geekiest tech nerd, mad scientist or fanatical sports fan. (Has currently earned $21,210 of $11,000) 192% 383 $55 08-18
BaGua dice comeback: Collectable metal binary dice Aluminum body, mysterious looking. Having fun with ancient binary number system from a different culture. (Has currently earned $970 AUD of $1,000 AUD) 97% 35 $28 AUD 08-08 #bling #dice
Balzie the cat: ever.fun.game A fast paced card picking game; practice your telepathic, mind reading and poker face skills - all while tryin' to keep away Balzie's.. (Has currently earned $506 CAD of $3,500 CAD) 14% 31 $16 CAD 08-16
Blind Wizard Brawl Blind Wizard Brawl is a phygital game (hybrid tabletop game which requires a free app) about bluffing your spells to victory! (Has currently earned £1,562 of £2,900) 53% 64 £24 08-22
Books & Boards The first of its kind: used bookstore and family board game rental service. Get board - not bored. (Has currently earned $0 of $2,500) 0% 0 NA 08-20
Burning Rome Will you save Rome, or destroy her? A quick tactical card game with ancient battles, deck construction and lots of replayability. (Has currently earned £4,355 of £8,800) 49% 170 £26 08-15
Christmas Eve - The Board Game Christmas deserves a dedicated board game and this is it! A multi-aspect game including dice rolling, mini-games and card challenges! (Has currently earned £1,229 of £3,500) 35% 27 £46 09-14
*Covfefe, the Unpresidented Game of Political Leadership You are the new leader of your country, and you are a social media addict with a hair-trigger temper! Take to Twigger to respond! *(Has currently earned $152 of $5,000) 3% 4 $38 09-20 #lolwut
Cthulhu Wars Onslaught 3 Cthulhu Wars is the premier horror strategy game with high quality miniatures and great competitive gameplay and tactics. (Has currently earned $552,420 of $100,000) 552% 2402 $230 08-14 #expansion base game
Dead Days - A Cooperative Zombie Survival Game Masterwork Gaming LLC presents Dead Days! A Cooperative Zombie survival game for 3-5 players with campaign and quick play options. (Has currently earned $3,086 of $40,000) 7% 115 $27 08-19
Defense of the Citadel Around €76/US$88=HK$680. Pledge goal around €9000/US$10000. Customize your Citadel and characters to battle waves of evil monsters. (Has currently earned HK$269,994 of HK$80,000) 337% 409 HK$660 08-15 #take2
Diesel Demolition Derby A tactical drafting card game for 2-6 players. An underground fighting league for dieselpunk mechas in a society in Crisis. (Has currently earned $11,125 of $10,000) 111% 323 $34 08-31
Dungeons of Doom III - Dragon Slayers - Star Hat Miniatures Delvers Lost in the Dungeons of Doom 3: Heroic scale fantasy miniatures sculpted by hand and cast in metal for RPGs and Tabletop Games. (Has currently earned $2,507 NZD of $1,000 NZD) 250% 22 $114 NZD 08-21 #minis
Dunkirk: France 1940 A war game allowing you to refight the decisive campaign in France 1940. Designed by Doug Bryant. (Has currently earned $12,348 of $5,000) 246% 154 $80 08-07
Escape the Boardgame 2nd Edition : Rebellion and Revolution ESCAPE is a dungeon crawling game in the post apocalyptic universe of Eden! (Has currently earned €28,721 of €15,000) 191% 328 €88 08-03 #2.0
Gomorraland - Diplomacy is over Be the best Boss in this deep, intense strategy game full of choices, multiple endings and cruel betrayals. Limited Production. (Has currently earned €2,271 of €3,000) 75% 43 €53 08-03 #take3
Hidden Dreams miniatures Miniatures for your Fantasy Battles: The 9th Age battlefields or any other you want (Has currently earned €733 of €1,850) 39% 6 €122 08-20 #minis
Letters, Numbers and Words Created and Played in Detroit, LNW allows people with all experience levels, intellellect and age to fairly compete on game night. (Has currently earned $244 of $6,700) 3% 3 $81 08-22
Loot Trap 2-4 player card game that kinda sorta plays like a board game. Lay traps, play cards, & find loot to win. Theme will be backer chosen! (Has currently earned $482 of $8,000) 6% 13 $37 08-19
Mana Collector: Strategic card game easy to learn. Mana Collector is a card game where your goal is to be first player with 12 mana points. It's a fusion between UNO, Magic and Poker. (Has currently earned MX$650 of MX$200,000) 0% 2 MX$325 08-16
Master of the Galaxy - a 4X board game of galactic expansion Jump to the stars and build your galactic civilization in this fast-paced, innovative 4X board game with bag-building & card drafting. (Has currently earned $23,735 of $20,000) 118% 582 $41 08-11
Monster Dice: Unique designed monster dice Monster Dice, unique designed monster dice and all colored high quality miniatures figure, strategy type board game. (Has currently earned HK$31,771 of HK$800,000) 3% 25 HK$1271 08-20
Monster, Beware! Board Game of Legendary Proportions 2-6 players, each racing to become the MOST Legendary. Humorous, and fun to play. Dice and Cards. Reward follows Risk. Made in the USA. (Has currently earned $2,148 of $20,000) 10% 31 $69 08-17
Mysticards: Deck of Ancients Deck of Ancients is the second installment in the Mysticards line of games. It is a 2-6 player trick based card game. (Has currently earned $305 of $5,000) 6% 8 $38 08-20
Out of the Woods Out of the Woods is… a collection of dark and disturbing fairy tales adapted into a Card Game, Book, and compilation of Art Prints. (Has currently earned $91,510 of $175,000) 52% 1124 $81 08-18
PALADIN: Warriors of Charlemagne Charge into the exciting medieval world as a paladin of the great Charlemagne! Based on the award-winning game King Arthur Pendragon! (Has currently earned $40,142 of $10,000) 401% 744 $54 08-25 #rpg
Persist the Game A game built from the female perspective. Persist invites women to laugh, learn from each other, and connect meaningfully. (Has currently earned $3,635 of $10,000) 36% 61 $60 08-17
Railroads - A Game for Dealmakers Start, build, grow, merge, and get rich in this Railroad and Stock Market game (Has currently earned $11,107 of $50,000) 22% 107 $104 08-17
Renegade Ricky Royal's Renegade is a cyberpunk deck-building game for 1-4 players. You must save humanity from powerful Super-Massive Computers. (Has currently earned $46,832 of $12,000) 390% 1149 $41 08-17
Snakes And Lizards Our vision is to educate children about reptiles. We are trying to reach that vision by making it both fun and educational. (Has currently earned $0 of $5,000) 0% 0 NA 09-14
Socially Hacked. A Party Game For The Hilarious And Twisted! Socially Hacked is a party game for the brave, the bold, the awesome, and people that just don't give a [email protected]! (Has currently earned $519 of $15,000) 3% 12 $43 08-20 #lolwut
Star Scrappers: Cave-in Become a galactic entrepreneur, a ruthless mining boss carving his domain in a fast-playing card game of merciless mining industry. (Has currently earned $12,963 of $12,000) 108% 307 $42 08-10
The "Lycans vs Vampires" Fantasy Backgammon Collection A Masterfully Handcrafted Backgammon Collection as well as an amazing Fantasy Artwork, that ignites your imagination! (Has currently earned $576 of $7,000) 8% 5 $115 08-07
The Prism: A unique dice tower and rolling surface! Help us create a one of a kind Dice tower and rolling surface! Choose your class and stand out at your gaming table! (Has currently earned $773 of $5,000) 15% 8 $97 08-21 #bling
The Silly Friends Drawing Game A game designed to teach players how to draw & inspire creativity by using chance to generate fun, unique, playful, Silly Friend (Has currently earned $635 of $8,000) 7% 6 $106 08-21
Thick as Thieves Card Game Thick as Thieves is a card game of devious cunning, backhanded mischief, and madcap antics for 2 to 6 players. (Has currently earned $3,244 of $13,600) 23% 107 $30 08-14
This Game Hates You A condescending, unfair elimination card game for players who feel like torturing each other in the name of petty victory. (Has currently earned $995 of $4,000) 24% 27 $37 08-18 #lolwut
Twin Stars: Adventure Series I - A solo game system A pocket-sized solo sci-fi saga. 1 player, 18 cards, 396 possibilities. (Has currently earned $9,524 of $500) 1904% 520 $18 07-26
Under The Influence: The Game Let us do the hard work for you. Want to keep friends entertained at a party? Need help getting people to loosen up? We got you. (Has currently earned $2,451 of $25,000) 9% 30 $82 08-08 #lolwut
Vault Assault Vault Assault is a fast-paced "Cops & Robbers" dice game for 2-4 players taking 10-20 minutes. (Has currently earned $6,309 CAD of $17,900 CAD) 35% 123 $51 CAD 08-09
Werewolf vs Vampire New Vampire and Werewolf fight with their unique special abilities in this tactical 2 player board game (Has currently earned €1,541 of €1,050) 146% 55 €28 07-29 #take2
Looking for more comprehensive Kickstarter gaming information? Check out the meta listings on BGG, explore Kicktraq's data-driven views, or, of course, Kickstater's Tabletop Category.

Footnotes

  • #hmm means that something about the project seems a little off. Buyer beware kinda thing.
  • #lolwut is reserved for projects that seem like trainwrecks. Check 'em out for amusement.
  • #take tags are for projects that have been restarted for some reason, with the number indicating what iteration we're currently on.
  • Did I miss something? Particularly stuff that might go in the Comments column? Let me know and I'll add it in.
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I have tousands of lines and no song, can you help me?Do you know Who can help me see the lines and make a song?

Pink bank bitch nato smurf zombie clone, they work for their breathy survival But volunteer for the throne Lisse status shade
inspired by lil pump
mon amie ,no enemies, I only see zombies You cannot destroy them without stopping into turns, drag
Love a template memo the template mix intermingle them then magic happens!
All pasts are private
my love symbols got 3 Archs ... terraponta...
Index Slip
Eu Gosto mais de travestis com mamas nas costas.... mas LAugh
I dont pay for us, bitches pay for us
true Jonh I just Snows
(Taylor swift)
Dont blame me
Endgame
so it goes
dress
ALbur
it means to eat Its menstruating it means do it
Hermetical Ceiling
wallielusion
Scrollest
Sex Pills
outbitual
debitual
probitchual
perbitchual
inbitchual
He`s Allsing, Allsing on the snow , javali
2040
"Good Breaththings Human" 00bInceptionideaspythiefs working for me, let it goX, in creation Zwol ology not logic , spiritual , Arcaic , Ancient ,
its all sayans in my glass im teleporting Hispeak shredding this try six limousinaminute o line
Eulvelsuittime ooh
Yoi Yuse? Q
Seeing trough that cockroach she changes all my brain cuz I`m seeing in dimensions fordimental look upon time space imagine
in the future let it go, with all my nerdy folks, with you don`t need you with sensors , anymore
Im stronger than booze Im stronger than foes (faux) false
i dont melt my lexico on money honey ill extrude some love
i cought the conduct, i got hidrolical piped
WORLD MSG
Perfecting all my clearances at stake only G mail blocked all spam on the ground.
How much spam do we need to bark to save the planet?
how much blue pink spam can this earh stand?
how tall is the planet?
the taste of a grace from an obcession.. Eu digo Compaix sano . no obsessions.. BI
tHE END OF SMURFING aROUND
My mother was black so respect that
It`s traninfly blu mi kasa es tu kafka cool
nobodys trying to listen in this bitch but hole put your phone and listen
you already lost we are having fuck and feeling good
our babies will be stamped on our floor, nee we can do something out of thin air.
3 archs in your hearth
tranny father
what a sweet snowflake
You all know my trigger so smash it for the kicks, you addictive smurf creep, filler Fighting sticks , retoreeks , compacted vomits replicate, what a Sour inmelting snowflake
6tri1
citta vagina
I stole your true from trial versions of you Connected to the Machine Im higher girth ,wholeny, alloba the world, rome, climbing up, from the outskirts Been around
taking care
infinitilikabunchofmiews
We dont give a cut about the world
No google search place for amazon? Thats a missing cupboard!
smoky balloon lost flow realm change
perception
saved shift game audio
sparkles
vanishing into thin air
absorving bad vibes inverted alchemy
compeling images instant recall good image references
keep going (bee keeper)
Coloquial Common Sense
How to desmartify a fucker? She sends you indoors
Smooth Shroom Blue no Q Don X Y triangle in place (laugh)
so true its opening all the way up
Loose planet truce not for holliwood woodsholi
when they are killing new species they killing manity to grand connection whoos behond the shroom
all our hole lifes biologically frugal,
designer babies 2k parents
they melted all their brains with autonomatous processauce
no borders in my world, level up (never) The secret of the wall is that there are none in my
Design Floss of judging more than muslims pray 4 your foam
Out of lexico sheep, can you fancy
dont squeeze that type of white green lemonade non me, i get to 3D shady
Rapunzel , rasta guy Your braids look funny to mei
on my row way dutchicedition
touching everyone like I want , Full random accidents show, babyexcuses know later.
Separated we are gonna sink better mariana`s oil
I will to take ya ther big step you wont sinkallelogy
until I meet a real person they might fish out of my way (ele pica)
no borders in my world, lvl up
Design floss of judging, I don´t care in anything more than muslims pray for
shed I know likeness made of leaches spiraly cut pizza babel towers that dont touch him
out of lexico sheep can you fancy?
Icecreamwordsoup
tip the ice
Compacting all the threats to a single strand
Sinicolas
Full of moldic ladies Im strating in the disher
I met the first smith we were sailing, 500 im 3k now i dont need ya
Find the third wheel to rool on your body
Dont melt on barbie troats
judge judies Orphan Children
La cautions with me oLD sMITH
iTS TRAININFLY BLUE MY KASA ES TU KAFKA COOL
NOBODYS TRYING TO LISTEN IN THIS BITCHY but hole put your phone and listen
ginger Jews dont melt einstein told me adele trenches
old dilemas die off me waterproof to the ink , logic,
EVERYBODIES MINDS IS NAKED
Citta vagina
Better kill a coke than sniff whole trees
plastic call
Hashishing time space, on your hands , on a cup, cake out.
Comutruke que foimah chido desuno (COMTRUKE) computer
Human Neuronal
Strongnukeliker storonaka
(storong Nukeliker)
Japanese /Russian
(Somaneed U)
paraCasaMachi
Machine
Dont have a roof over my head I see it all big bad sky ,
All of the tree species of concrete
computer cursus big machine
this hurt is so big why wont you dance with me vertically, UP!
rasta guy braided time rapunzel your braids look funny on me whoo
come show you why you need me
we gotta move our bodies rest to save us A acivilization Asterisk is not just Ho___ Belieber change your lyrics
Dont revert me pong monkey
milk bar
Can you present me a puppy?
nOICHY
visualize red dead mean a with people out of loader

dont revert me pong monkey

the miracle (of the) 3d snowfuego
false Zoobies i want some Abes Zoe
yung miliscent girl
ptitsa litso
persuasion process, an issue I need you an idiot
another refracting electrons while I drinking some , windmilk woman , born out of science I`m out of this world.
fractal world is not for me too bosom
essa song ay-sha-me amazonia
i`ve been around,
Been around the pong, did no barbies, Im Q,
I take the bots with a pinch of personaly
INverted alchemy , Im light till you see, you can bathe on me.
I dont do shooters anymore im on a new op (fast)
Dutch Chic Edition
I don`t readstep icicles Your perfectso
Red carded carpet
Tempo toma conta do respeito
Time takes care of respect, exchanging all my luck for skill
saved my child from a tsunami
what are they droning around? while their spreading their shits, my pakistani kids get bombed with their wits
Whats all mine whats all mine? People walking upside down exploded , lots o centipede now, I know , but never makes me ,
Are we Transparent Or?
What post it do hive on my back? I know YOU KNOW HOW TO READ , BUT NOT MORON, HUH? whats in the news for tomorrow?
I`m the true Jonh I just Snow... Imegerys worth more than a 1000 lies
The biggest library cannot hide the Truest one, amazon
I mean like I`m me not me thats lit like this
what happens if you judge too much you`ll swipe your life away , you can never see jesus without jizzing away,
that`s not how you win points for Hogwarts.
(ding dong)
Hi, Im jesus, can I take a shower at your place? Socratic fire
If love doesnt wait and stays, that means its no deal
I make mistakes while you already shizeled
I`m stronger than fools (foes)
Don`t break Cams no more, they are already broke, 50 cents my divide and conquer
Im Taxed with precognition and I`m free with miada
i need your six feet, lipsick cutie centipede
I got many bads in my cave hostel , socratic fire
I`m more productive than I can Dining
Exfoliating you know I gota former
light finish elves coming out to bus .. from the forest,
PoliglossiMafiosi vendoby thekilokelococonlocalsno tchoco
No words gonna glue, cuz thats all editions.
how much Close minded can a person get with litle time? Very productively so
Versatile fi gay man out of spectrum
i sleep on the street cuz im low on socials , many homeless minds on me out on a bad day,
I lift the piramid like I just dont give a finger
out of the F ranch, I want some mindlove, I knowher
A need diss is the antitesis of altruism, i mean bliss
Freegan, tamaler
My code gonna make more artist millionaires
My clockworks,
Out... everybody dance!
They burn their screens on me they can only read it!
I GOT MORE LEXICO, BEEN AROUND, Grid side, engrish branching I go deeper
Universations out of women marble blu, i got Science Seizures binges....
All of they words lie on my pinky...
out of the F ranch, into the unlownlead
Us
USA Hole, full of pee
im just a knockcover up
Weed leaf made of coke lines up ....legalize allout, i wanna get allso!
post it cape, smudged cover readers , orange tentacle necklace speakers leashes on my neck
orange overals with guns on their chainsaw, cherif on control of all the bush trimming hollow, hitchhiker in piece goes
, take the drugs from the take your D from Below, like I car
respectThefuckUpIcouldStandyou
they dont readcycles they just trow it to the trash,
I think i love juice ces, ooo0000houi who passed life like this
SLIM DUTCH Leaf ANAL sTRIPE with a rich spliff .
Gucci Artware
Dont smoke my know cough got some snails tough ,
Spreadshit Smurfs? Exclude them out from my glass search Find the true artists in this world, Fly like a sayan.
They got zADA , JUST MEMORIES.
knuckle words, i dont mind , im a GTBEAST
Their Vomit your art , Die Out!
I`m Gay when I fool the Spectrum
Girls coming out of my Wardrobe , Y Y wise words , dont X Y.
if Smurfs gonna spread their shit Im gona thug(talk) (..)
I'm an open book lock, and your ink is lemon
Ginger Jews don`t melt, Einstein!
pretards dont cog me I got all the french crazy
Its new stuff Woo, nowhere else to ghost, sun
I wanna feel good with the whole planet, hope
The secret of the walls ,none in my world Trumpet is funny mexican joke
i dont pay taxes I just know sunm
I wanna feel good with the whole world, outside of women universeed this trough, Im a citizenofthegalaxy and I want to feel good with the whole Damn World.
and make sure the smurf will hear me in person let the devil fucking do problem solving with me.
Skilling
tax repetition
new connections... cuz they cannot luque, im a spider gueisha ,
Allmost Everyone is iIlly literate in this world, empty
You can you englishall speak with all the damned world, with no translation lost at all, most
quem repete è quem è
(yung thug) Everyword is pits, like im trimming things they just fallout , i laugh a monte , deixa pra la`
fuck him""
I wish you the best, just dry(try)me you`re too wet with your own despair, swampy bitch
tell me something creative so you can pass my tourings
i never hear listened eyes...
(c)honguito
A jew! A chu!
never stop never stalk
DADASHITA BONITA
zendickpussy hola
Feeling geek desinother(des another (d)
Hisex! Yesiga?
Everygirl is good as Gay, but Im only Happy for you now
Conquistacao
girl you are a beauti, cuz you ar ethe past, the present and the Fury,

Tu es treasuri
deixo time para ti
Gani & nagahigh, shiva kali climb on my chest see
Its a bad day I lie
El salvadorian dead bodies, got saved smiled
cut the searches, getter calienchi DADASHITA BONITA me mintea I`m more feminine than flaws.
I come from the gutters , let`s tango, flow imagination choose , impermiable to waters too
Break the dutch , getter calienchi
womanate sensuality
Red heads, Necks never gonna tell
all pasts are privat
Im an open book and you got your lemon
G... translate?
Pushora tudo
Synergie
lift your ass and dance , cuz we gonna get the stocks up,
stem cells up my butt I`m free
You(I) look cool when you visit
Sorri, cuz I got 2 good time in the smudgespongue, I cleaneditallforoverallmost.
Beentology
Out of Order: Lucid Bitch # Artists # Hippies # Complex People #
Main siip Non confrontational characters FailedArtists/Droppencillers INQUISITION Prision world category
Powers:see what i have posted on my back, perfect closerange walkitalkies passers of info , instant prediction (5seconds(everyone can guess the weather)), Wallookers (never behond (they fractalize the present instant moment)) , Concept tellers (they cannot tell more / not so much super)
Razurers Editors - change the meaning or adding slight changes. Underliner Crude Imitators - imitating your singing or dancing to the worse ErronicReps - imitate you to Playforths - cant ruin the song DubbedArtists Mutualists - addicted to the word, or the feeling of confusion or the feelings felt before and being replicated. ErronicReps - 9gag image teleporters ratcher image sketchers TalkingSinger - singer that sublimes you with smurfness OldDilemmaSpamers - yung machine Analwatchers - love toilet asms SeetroughWaller´s - seeing your bodys position behind the wall and bitching the position. , InstantVerbalImitators Boring jabbas - never entertained Annoying criers - get off me, Pongmonkeys - you know Good doggers - Yeah! He-s good, Builders- hes a builder. 3second dancers - hey - dance with you and at you. NaziPetOwners - Sit Down! the neverlegos - Ego, its ego , evil, evil, evil. BitchBitchers - bitch RadarExplorers SexsOrientDiscoveries SexyWatchers - bi anual Time tidies(too much) Fake moaners - ooOOOoohh Oui Scent Enhancer Girls chiken imitators opium girls scent Ewwwwalks
StayAshoreWeirdoes Sexy(not so)Ironic girly moans Megafone Girls Download Scent Women Image funbler Girls Download image Women passers Sheep Imitators GirlyLaughingPortal LikeScalers ShooterReferees - Kill dangerous ratRacers - Losers , he allready lost Fruit Medlers - Podre / Fraish deadBabyCleaners - disgust on you FingerFilosophers Swippers GirlyPassEyes getting teleported to GirlyLaughWorld SewingConnectors no facer ARTISTS - 000000000000?~?0000000000000000
Your own
Teacher Narrating Smurfs teacher Rapper Dancer sketcher N ACTIONS Dancer Extreme Yoga on the Dancefloor Broken Phone Phonologist Imagination Maestro MiniTantricGod - no seks just iPhysics
Main siip Culture
restau hunt Selfie Drivetrough buy it online 5 yearis Old Swipe cockcoughing BitchingBitches UntappedGenius SaturatedAudioWorld Walksitalkin Cars spam the loader Zedbrains, melted dicks and gold on CommunalWipe Swippers duckface MuesliMilk Bluescreen-Nato words nonColapsingfloors CloroformianHymns SoapyBitches
Bitches # Bio Sensors of Phones (not on human mode) #Cams #3rdCammers # # Zomies # Pink Bank #Smurf # Handicap Rappers # Narrators # Holyluded

A.B. # Bees n ants # GTB # Clones # Underwater # Meta junkies #

Socratic Fire # Terminator Seeds(NonLiteral) # Playlist2Many # BDSM wor(l)d , l between parentisis # 5k Chinese China old babys holding me at night# Meltals # SPANNERS # PEEPHOLE # OnWorld #Politics # Fi(FEM FIT FILL FEEL FEED FEAR)WORLD # Bad Clouds # WhattheHammelje # Matrix Workers
O MY GUTS # GERMMANY # ART # GODS # DANCE # UNIVERSIS # RAINBOW # OUT OF SPECTRUM # 3LOVE3 # CLOUDS # DoTCHUGAL # SLUG # SCMETTERLING #
Bitche`s just factory controlers of Players/ makers, and they advocate the prision sistem vibes(racistification , making you want to Squeal (bitching so the cellphone gets it) , making you want to be all audio resented) promoting luxury, promoting silent violence) / productivity (no nonsense) / hospital
BAD THINGS
Vomit on the world (its Saturated for them) dragging you to the same mindset. Locking Colors patterns in the world(why do all or most of the people dress in shades of grey or camo or jaguar?) Eating diamonds for Breakfast(Common bitch only used to perfection, he eats everything allready made)
GOOD THINGS (Never listen)
Promoting productivity (never listen) Colors Bring attention Promoting expressive mind images promoting DIFERENT MINDSETS
Q`s:
Can they see Imagination as Imagery or feel? If they feel only, is it a mix of both or only you?
Can they Go out of it?Not without Change How far can a normal Bitch Get your position?like age of empires villager behind the castle sillouette thing?
Their Spanning System is sit on top of creative people
Tempo toma conta do respeito, exchanging all my luck for skill
They Like:
- Mind Hygine: Cannot read out loud - Buda EMPTY comunal mindset (perplexive, do they even think loud? no they just feelit hollow . My theory is that they had "parasitical" pleasure overload they change sides): Keep flowing - Engagement Marriege: Keep Flowing, dont Cam -A bitch doesnt have a lot of Mind Sanitation or She wants more from the place she is. -that you loose mindtime to their replies.
What is A SmurfBitch?
-They feed on loneliness(timed loneliness), use human sounds to hook and fish people, they find fun in that game. -Saturated with info at the present time -Unstable - YOU CAN HAVE A SMURF BITCH % ,
Loser
Gullible to all info Repetition(movements) Being Self Concious
Bitches % Smurfs % Ticking offon people Repetition(Usefull/spam) Jungling(malabaras de todo)(lesiones de mi barrio) Connecting in a Normal Way time beats respect %of time WalkSitTalk EatSleep %being in bitchy mode (or for a bitch just the time they use to expell the word) Being Others Concious
Schwarzed Builder % Having a plan Sense of Logistics- Map, Objects Ticking off your goals Having productive movement flow Sense of time Seeing Limitations- Strenght, time Seeing Resources- Untapped inner resources Envisioning with Real parameters Making your people Happy Eating Properly % Not being barrierd by audio Idle time/ resting without moving
God Artists %
Creativity
%Feeling Good, not the same Flows Dance moves %of time danceing,
Fullcuore Imagination(citta) , Smoking the Brain , letting the Colorfull girl Out , Wind bender - Physics - Samadi Physics (Crazy Reel) - Color memory (cosensed in this bitch)YOU - Sketcher Maestro (you) in combination with Present Senses And Downloaded Senses.
being in different mindsets Connecting positively Resting while Moving being with other`s transparently(even if others pulling your persiansi), /Experiencing not till treshold
DRealM Life Director%
Transitions between Jungling Life Sense of Person/comunnal Logistics Getting The Beast out of people (Unlocking people`s true Animal Potential)
Envisioning Concept Imagining Process to try Options Going Lucid in The Dream World(having a plan)
Shaman Buda %
(...)
Dance is (this is)
Karma
Hater is the safest lover, unlockable colars many https://historiek.net/top-50-jiddische-woorden-in-het-nederlands/60629/
Inverted phonetics
Hardness Saudade
I tasted a burger today, it tasted lika banana.
Slow Walls
Law wall
wolf flow
murder redroom
ghetto albur
put your words in my mouthmind number noes special, nao me fodas
i dont exitheeth - kodak black framibody- everybody im from the Sqreek - Gucci mane Tchailence- shylence
For comunication Fornicaiton no for comunalemancipation of Soul.
Dreapsy (dream drip gypsi sea)
your buttons are sop smashed they dont popup. your melodie doesnt convince me cuz its sold out
Inspiration(*2kthagoon & BagTy - Friday The Perkteenth ) *Habbits,stairway of fetus spiral done to heaven.. it changes
Tell a story, dont lie on others,
a 1000 empty mares on your stare... im mime on the contraries.
Samelanin girls, I want to see, color some...
Bad tongues smurf, but good heads...
al this world is a pussy see seas sad sand zen niigas
people so goaled out of their fucking minds,
my pinkys chalk
You lived trough alh audiolife, with a shiiit of info that you spammed smashed like? if you stopped learning then why u tellin me?
-=You are the last remnant of ghost of america, being eaten from behond..
(criyolo) unugatota di bu madrinha Rusda Serv Pitchkaliti Matri Nos casa cozi ku tempo flee boy
Albur Come ou(on)t citta/ citano/ cheetah i can do this Loco
Reps mile mind mine mice mike trys drys cyan id girl guy ghoul game God is allon meGod is allow meGod is Ono(ff) meGod is tsunami
Cat really got to lick my sauce
Dotchuguese Trabejando bem gado domo obrigado gosaimasu ya bueda fish niggapao nao dizes nada ke`ke foi?
Tawaii Redrooms TINY black point white
Images for Flipbook
Lucky frog... green and psychedelic.
hashconcepts
black clouds ,pangea deep oceanet , grow my clarinet ,
Matrioshka buddha mindsets , take it slowlinstantaneous , new mythological allegories, communally blured ,, gmoWORDS, GGmo , harmlesscomputerprogrammijng princess ,schizofrenic sincronicity, new dutchall p update, , free them all ,disrupted compliance ,paradigm binary genetical age, wiring humans, mutant mates , pokeman, eyes 2d like screens, data crunches me numbers are those/ binded man looking for the sun / su-much-about-yo-stomach ache, go / I+A.I+data > I //you're hungry eles devoram / Dark ages call / 4d print on every being touched, a weapon made of waves , love/ many masks on avatars / violence, vacuum/ dirty psychics/ some conscious / ascending with Ashen / Atomic robots thin me/ sworn to cheese, no mice / squeechy micy burn indeed/ negative alchemy bombed every skull / own the knight , ownshell , vacuum below ,i got no low , grow up, when you're a zombie you don't love / Spiky hierarchy /i got my Vs on my shoulders / clean lows /data vendis /automate your cyberc clicks / Psychedelic frogfish / 101 1021 kings of all data / don't X Y, YYWise words die / bigdataboy / binary glasses were lost to the masses/ automatic kafka / orbmorphed in phonetics / dark tongues 5 key piano strokes / orchestrating spammers / social tick ticking offs cool / Spam shrines \ butt chicks / I get your trains from god, but hes not driving there / Flakly psychedelic / city zen / quetzalcoatle on my shoes, running / invertebrate brain / All you got for me, no privacy / feminine beer soy rice / uplifting / allegorythms of co-sensing sinesthesis / Spam fallout / tasting with strangers/ 88 / Words fallout in my mind masked I by many who / Constant cromenometry beats, hearths / creation monkey / i can do this Loco / Blitzkrieg conciousness / Big Mopa / 8spammerTentacles / different melanine same color, pink bank / schleeping pills / innercity / mosquiquiter / inverted burkas / plasma neo guts / blindmagic - oralfishing /reverse burka magic / magitech espelhoshade / third cam / saucsnatcher / sauciere / idle imagination usage for advantage / they resuming to their last port-olio / im so outside the box i feel like splinter cell / Sad true Rated / ZOOLOGIC HIDES ZOOLOGY, THATS my personal tasstry / new mythical allegories, in the black clouds, why dont you dive in. / thats good to shroom on / 8tentacles of love / Enteric Republic / SauceAvant / hyper targeting, im going nich new, ich you/ agile use of data / Sauced out im gonna keep my dancing / bunch of sauced out asados genius make playlist 2 ... never listen / you can google my guts when i´m just asleep, microverbally I will anwser with a moan / How are you guts? / my Highpeak is so alone / The world is a Female Resting place / mindcosts / tewntyfull / vanilla niggas/ they all diss... i dont listen neitherland/
Go out of the main take a leak peak\
Social psychologyZEN NIGGA / space times diamonds / je ne parle pas le bleu / im innit 2 deep... i a 4 D / your buttons are so smashed they dont popup. your melodie doesnt convince me cuz its sold out
bring time into spatial vizualize folders or of trees , augmented, gain time,
to see the growing tree, and imagine how many types of cats eyes , hygienernergy
Placement times Dance makes the Universe
change perspective, change numbers, gta gtb riding girl`s car,
Human Neuronal 4d Photoshop Vegas(Dark) things Tajmahal Saintpetersburg SacredGaudi Aladin Palace feathermatress tiger stealing fusing portal jumpp platform imaginarybasecamp kawaii cat Duster! jellyfish Mantaray UnderwaterCaves kawaiicave Brilloscuro addX inner world inner city SoundCastle repn0
Artists on my mind Joana vasconcelos Ernesto Neto Verner panthon Parametrized Softwaric JKRolling Japan The Rainbow Gathering instaTantra
Draw Aero Drag water cloths ballsmoke smoke curves underwater Coral eels
Brainstorming phonetics wordEvo rap ImageflippingFusion Fusion 4DPeeShopMovie
Place
noobtrappers
melt
Physics
Sci fi
swat drones mega hiper super jump galaxy dust magic rug lionesses hufflepuff hocuspocu post research singularitease aliens zion babylon tower pizza random pandoras schmetterling mariposa papillon platipus black paper time genie die acrylic dive whirlwind gust earthquake frood mudblood Mecho soma wine downloads from heaven grassed out confusticate glock burst silensor rick n morty fusion database biobase voodoo poodoo cuture designer fashion chic luxurious trips psychedelic neo zeitgeist morphed progesteronicutopian force of sature hard like liquid dies google glass gangsta gheghis mane horse communal silence buddha gueisha inner city Miss.Shakespear Amazonic avatar emancipation womancipation Glitched Clark`s Laws hacked production brains voluntary for the banks kiloyear light sail air bender Matrioshka brain tween frodo gamgee liquid diamond megastructure so unreal, megayear (n.) http://www.jessesword.com/sf/view/1651 masks robes desguises mindfood prayingMantis nanotech parking orbit precog pocket universcity posthuman psi replicant sapient sentience space elevator glassed topopolis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topopolistranshuman uplift xenology khaleesi lesson turncloak oathswiper Swiper DirtmagicMuggles electrons dragon balls genie co op
Elastic cyan Pass maintnance security prototype parachute test feel japan soft gooey air cushions tails 4d printing wireless bluethooth flags magnetic leggins rorshark 4d fluid 3d selfie from space cellphones medievil cold trigger sintony symbiose rythm insulation userexperienced sofa art research color pigments guiniea rice fields chinese maths kanji hiragana shields sails ships navio caravela chained rope semitransparent genes eva garden shi space transic drones flying hovering airtrick forces straps velcro
Main siip Non confrontational characters world category
Razurers Underliner Imitators Playforths DubbedArtists ErronicReps TalkingSinger OldDilemmaSpamers Analwatcher Boring jabbas Annoying crier Pongmonkeys Good doggers NaziPetOwners the neverlegos BitchBitchers RadarExplorers SexsOrientDiscoveries SexyWatchers Time tidies(too much) Sexy(not so)Ironic girly moans StayAshoreWeirdoes LikeScalers ShooterReferees deadBabyCleaners FingerFilosophers Editors GirlyPassEye getting teleported to GirlyLaughWorld SewingConnectors no facer
GANGSTA # GANGISH # SPIDERGUEISHA # GOOD MATRIX NIGGAS # ZSCHWARTZED UP # URBAN SHAMAN # GRAPE-FRUIT # NonLiteral # ARIANIZING PRISION MERRY KA VANILLA NIGGAS # Main siip
restau hunt Selfie Drivetrough buy it online 5 yearis Old Swipe cockcoughing Bitching2bitch UntappedGenius SaturatedAudioWorld Walksitalkin Cars spam the loader Zedbrains, melted dicks and gold on CommunalWipe Swippers duckface MuesliMilk Bluescreen-Nato words nonColapsingfloors CloroformianHymns SoapyBitches
Your culture
Mazin Lost boy ,yo googles all rice
getting lost in the citta
maya`s seeds of suicide
hitchhiking , towel
shroom ground
breathing
Freeganing , trash dive
Rasta brainding braided timers
Vulture Spam, the plague hides When I peak
old dilemas die hard
Washing machines
Soaked in worldly Vaginal fluid, C secction Vagina is everywhere
military washing
3dmashup brush wash
theme washit with
Reflex watch
Food
sourcream banana honey icecream, /
Gayner polymer
pikachu pokeballs free them all Zelda? peaches n luigis shroomedup Orphic
LoverBo Loud LoV
Shes a K milimiters away from you I'm just gay enough for you girl/ youre just sad enough for my vales, OM she's so cute! [did] She's sucked you? (shes so cute?) that girl's braille touched me in a way my blind head ela quer poesia Sou artche todo dia
Adorable
Alluring
Attractive
August
Becoming
1. Blooming 2. Bonny 3. Boazona 4. beaunijeune 5. Celestial 6. Chic 7. chuckly lips 8. Classy 9. Comely 10. Cracking 11. Dandy 12. Dashing 13. Dazzling 14. Dragonair 15. So Electable Cutie 16. Discerning Curator before ascention 17. Divine 18. Elegant 19. Elysian 20. Enticing 21. Enchanting 22. Entrancing 23. Empyrean 24. Ethereal 25. Exalted 26. Exquisite 27. Fabulous 28. Fancy 29. Felicitous 30. Fetching 31. Five-star 32. Flawless 33. Fly 34. Fulgent 35. Foxy 36. Gilded 37. Glittering 38. Glorious 39. Gold-star 40. Gorgeous 41. Grand 42. Hallowed 43. Humdinger 44. Hypnotic 45. Incandescent 46. Incomparable 47. Ineffable 48. Irresistible 49. Lambent 50. Lissome 51. Lovely 52. Luscious 53. Lustrous 54. Magnificent 55. Magnetic 56. Majestic 57. Medal-worthy 58. Mesmerising 59. Out-of-this-world 60. Peachy 61. Polished 62. Prime 63. Pulchritudinous 64. Radiant 65. Rakish 66. Ravishing 67. Refulgent 68. Resplendent 69. Revered 70. Seraphic 71. Smoking 72. Snazzy 73. Spellbinding 74. Spiffy 75. Splendid 76. Staggering 77. Stately 78. Sterling 79. Statuesque 80. Splendiferous 81. Striking 82. Stunning 83. Sublime 84. Superb 85. Sweet 86. Taking 87. Tantalising 88. Top-notch 89. Unequalled 90. Unsurpassed 91. Winsome 92. Wondrous
popballon voodoo poodoo cuture designer fashion chic luxurious mines ballons spam words watercloth
Panoramixingtrees
Your pile of shits of paper grows.... and the forest?
Guetto lines Diss lesiones de mi barrio... por que lo que te repetes... respiro de silencio una bez If you missed Im so viscous.. lower theeth imprinted on my lips Ctrl V victory 4 ever your looks suck on me
you make fun of me cuz I dance like this? WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP IF YOU NEVER STOOD FOR ANYTHING?
elvik nae saian luume - it has been too long
Darkest T pink bank bitch you volunteer for the wich , which is kinder Not Emotional Time junkies pussy taste pro....gesterone in your brain everyone is a sensor of your Phone, where`s your human dieuxmon at?shatter it trough the cam glass shade... Dont dice me, im plannified rubiks cube , planiffied Qs, don’t script me girl
Evil(lotion) >) dermaskin human close, see through down all of you bones i dont ctrl V me are you n
We are still falling from the worldtradeC... please shut up and hold my hand for a minute
Mexico coco peyote im yung in my chest luciernagas cuatemoc quetzalcoate pacheco mi kasa es tu kafka eu soy un indio, tengo 3 cortes de cullo-nizador Come out of the tepee cortes la cultura mexicana gobal tiene una inercia proporciaonal a su mutilacion de especias happy wey day ma`s qui pedo, mae?
Esunny go Tinder find a party make a porno get healthy dont you stop it
Magic
Hocus Pocu Fearshi Out! ridiculous
Toilet Ring Frodo Im learning the abc , and youre falling behind ,Rollo
Ripped!
I dont really get this culture im the closest to the mice i dont talk to the hive
Terms to search and extract words (Wikipedia)
Mathmatics
máthēma, "knowledge, study, learning" are quantity patterns conjectures abstraction and logic systematic study counting ,calculation measurement by rigorous in pure mathematics weaving patterns Neo Golden Age of Islam Draw girls we write Arabic like that Persian math
econometric
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[Mordheim] Expanded Mount & Wagon rules.

The Intent of these Rules: I wrote these rules awhile ago for Mordheim, as I had been interested in doing a more mount&wagon-centric narrative campaign (aka "Fury Wagontrail"). The idea was to streamline and expand mount rules, and make a fairly extensible "Vehicle design rule" system which could be adapted for assorted special Scenarios, be it defending the stagecoach/circling the wagons, or a stronghold assault where the defenders must stop the Siege Tower before it's too late...
Although one could theoretically attempt to pour gold into creating the ultimate min-maxed gun-carriage of doom, the money involved would be impractical, as well as the restrictions on moving through terrain. That, and you need to plan for scenarios where you have to smash&grab wyrdstone, etc.
What Am I looking for: Feedback, ideas, any minmax edgecases you could see, etc. Appropriate Gold costs/rarity values for some of the placeholders/equipment also are appreciated!
==Draft Rules for overhauling mounts & vehicles==
=How many mounts can you take anyway?=
At the start of your campaign, determine how prevalent mounts will be.
=Attacking a mounted model=
When attacking a mount with a ranged attack, should the attack hit, roll another D6 to determine whether the rider or mount is hit; subtract 1 from this roll if the mount is Large (Example: Forest Goblin Chief riding a Giant Spider, or a model on a Rhinox/Temple Dog). On a 1-3, the Mount is hit. On a 4-6, the rider is hit. Should the mount be carrying multiple riders, randomly determine which rider is hit.
Should the mount be reduced to its last wound, it immediately makes a Whoa Boy! roll. Should a rider be reduced to its last wound, it takes an Injury Roll. Should the rider suffer a Knocked Down or a Stunned result, it must immediately take an Initiative check. Should it fail, it falls from its mount; resolve this with the normal Falling Rules. Note that unless the mount has already rolled on the Whoa Boy! table this turn, then the rider may not be the target of any coup de grace, as the mount must still be accounted for.
=New Mount Options=
=Monstrous Mounts=
First introduced in Nemesis Crown, and expanded slightly for Border Town Burning, it's time they were made a thing for more intense games:
WS 4, BS 0, S 5, T 4, W 3, I 4, Ld 4, Sv -, A 3
Special Rules: Skull of Iron, Down but Not Out
Special Rule: "Alpha". Any other Squig (except Giant Squigs or Mangler Squigs) within 6" of a Giant Squig may roll an extra die and discard one for its compulsory movement.
=Misc Equipment=
==Carriages==
Carriage is a catch-all term used for chariots, carts, coaches, carriages, or any other wheeled conveyance of its kind. This also includes Siege Towers, rams, etc.
=Buying a Carriage=
Unless the campaign setting states otherwise, a Warband may only have one Carriage maximum: The cost of a carriage includes:
=Moving a carriage=
As long as a Carriage has two draft animals that are not knocked down, stunned, or out of action, it may move at the speed of its slowest draft animal, modified by the movement penalty for the carriage in question. For each additional draft animal beyond the second, the Carriage may ignore one point of Move Penalty. If the carriage is down to one mount, all its move penalties are doubled (this stacks with penalties for losing Wheels).
Example: A Goblin Medium Carriage is pulled by 4 wolves, granting it a move of 9". If the Carriage lost two Wolves, it would only have an effective move of 7". If it was down to *one Wolf, it would only have an effective move of 3".*
Note that if for, whatever reason, the Carriage has no draft animals, it may be pushed, with each large infantry model counting as one Draft Animal (For when you want your Trolls to push Siege Towers), and each non-large infantry model pushing counting as two draft animals. These infantry models must either be in base-to-base with the Carriage's front or back (depending on the direction they wish to push) itself, or in base-to-base with a model that is in base-to-base with the carriage itself. The Carriage may not be pushed from the side, though it may Pivot as long as it is capable of at least 1" of movement as a result of being pushed.
Example: A Human Merchant Wagon has been found abandoned in the middle of the Street, and the enterprising Marienburgers decide to roll it up to set up a preliminary barricade against the oncoming horde of Zombies. Four members of the Warband push it, with a -2 Movement Penalty, so they may move it 2" per turn. Thankfully, this is just enough for them to close off the corridor before the Zombies attempt to run.
Like in the core wagon rules, the vehicle may move, pivot up to 45", then Apply the Lash. Rather than it being a binary "As long as there are no stunned/knocked out draft animals" roll, simply modify the D6 roll by -1 for each and every draft animal that is still attached that is stunned/knocked down. Should the modified result be a 1 or less, the wagon takes an Out of Control roll as normal.
=Shooting at a Carriage=
A carriage is a large target and may be fired at accordingly.
You may take a -2 to-hit penalty to attempt to hit a specific target (The Skill "Trick Shooter" ignores this penalty). This may include: The Driver, a mount, a wheel, or any specific passenger or cargo. If you don't have Trick Shooter and miss by 1 or miss by 2 while attempting to hit a specific target, you hit the carriage itself instead.
=Assaulting a Carriage=
These rules are as in the standard Empire in Flames rules.
Whenever a wheel or carriage loses its last wound, it is out of action for the battle. Should a vehicle have only one wheel remaining, any move penalties it has are doubled. Should it have no wheels remaining, any move penalties it has are quadrupled. At the end of the battle, you may roll a D6 to see if it can be salvaged. On a 1-2, the wheel or carriage is damaged beyond repair, but on a 3-6, the vehicle can be patched up.
=Carriage Upgrades=
Gold costs for these are still pending.
The Carriage ignores the normal rules for Movement and Movement Penalties, and is able to move without Draft Animals as follows: A Carriage generates 1 Steam Point for each point of Weight it has. So a Light Carriage generates 1 Steam Point, a Medium Carriage generates 2 Steam Points, and a Heavy Carriage generates 3 Steam Points. It generates one Steam Point less for each Additional Level it has. The Carriage may spend Steam Points to move. A Light Carriage moves 5" for every Steam Point spent. A Medium Carriage moves 4" for every Steam Point spent, and a Heavy Carriage moves 3" for every Steam Point spent. Subtract 1" of movement for each point of Steam spent if the Carriage has Heavy Armor.
The Steam Engine may attempt to output up to three additional Steam Points. When it does so, roll 2d6 and add the additional points that were meant to be generated. On a roll of 12+, the Steam Engine explodes and the Carriage may not attempt to move for the rest of the battle. Any models in the same level as the Steam Engine take an automatic hit with a Strength equal to the total number of Steam Points that would have been generated that turn.
The Steam Engine takes up half the base the number of Passengers that the Carriage can carry (should it have Additional Levels, only the bottommost level suffers this penalty), before any other modifiers are taken into account. For example, a Heavy Carriage (6 Passengers), with Steam Engine, Expanded Capacity, and Additional Level could have 6 Passengers in its first level, and 9 in its second level.
Optionally, the Carriage may replace its Driver Slot with a Heavy Weapon for the cost of the Heavy Weapon. This may be fired by spending a Steam Point.
Cost: Twice the base cost of the Carriage Hull. Rarity: 12.
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Early Homebrew to overhaul Mounts & Wagons. Aka "Fury Wagons".

This is an early homebrew I whipped up, that I want the chance to playtest sooner or later. These rules are very much designed for "Narrative" or "Special Scenario" play. Be it defending the stagecoach/circling the wagons, or a stronghold assault where the defenders must stop the Siege Tower before it's too late...
Although one could theoretically attempt to pour gold into creating the ultimate min-maxed gun-carriage of doom, the money involved would be impractical, as well as the restrictions on moving through terrain, as well as the need to plan for scenarios where you have to smash&grab wyrdstone, etc.
==Early Draft Rules for overhauling mounts & vehicles==
=How many mounts can you take anyway?=
At the start of your campaign, determine how prevalent mounts will be.
=Attacking a mounted model= When attacking a mount with a ranged attack, should the attack hit, roll another D6 to determine whether the rider or mount is hit; subtract 1 from this roll if the mount is Large (Example: Forest Goblin Chief riding a Giant Spider, or a model on a Rhinox/Temple Dog). On a 1-3, the Mount is hit. On a 4-6, the rider is hit. Should the mount be carrying multiple riders, randomly determine which rider is hit.
Should the mount be reduced to its last wound, it immediately makes a Whoa Boy! roll. Should a rider be reduced to its last wound, it takes an Injury Roll. Should the rider suffer a Knocked Down or a Stunned result, it must immediately take an Initiative check. Should it fail, it falls from its mount; resolve this with the normal Falling Rules. Note that unless the mount has already rolled on the Whoa Boy! table this turn, then the rider may not be the target of any coup de grace, as the mount must still be accounted for.
=New Mount Options=
Hopping Squig (Night Goblins only): For an extra 15 gold, a Squig may be outfitted with a crude harness for a Goblin to ride on.
Magic Carpet: A crack at simplifying the Magic Carpet Rules (Khemri/Relics of the Crusades) Magic Carpets count as a regular Mount, that can carry two riders. Magic Carpets are Toughness 3 with 1 wound, and cannot be stunned or knocked down under any circumstances. They do not roll on the Whoa Boy! table, but anytime they're wounded, roll a D6. On a roll of 6, the Carpet is torn and comes crashing to the ground, and the Riders test for Falling! On a 1-2 post-battle, the carpet has been damaged beyond repair and must be discarded.
=Monstrous Mounts=
First introduced in Nemesis Crown, and expanded slightly for Border Town Burning, it's time they were made a thing for more intense games:
Giant Spider (Goblins Only): See Forest Goblins entry from Nemesis Crown
Giant Squig (Goblins Only): The Giant Squig uses the following profile:
WS 4, BS 0, S 5, T 4, W 3, I 4, Ld 4, Sv -, A 3
Special Rules: Skull of Iron, Down but Not Out
Special Rule: "Alpha". Any other Squig (except Giant Squigs or Mangler Squigs) within 6" of a Giant Squig may roll an extra die and discard one for its compulsory movement.
=Misc Equipment=
Barding: Horses may take Barding.
Light Barding: +1 to Armor Save, Horse only gets removed from the warband on a 1. Cost ??
Heavy Barding: +2 To Armor Save, Horse only gets removed from the warband on a 1, -1 movement. Cost ??
Stirrups: If a rider suffers a Knocked Down or Stunned result while mounted, it may reroll a failed Initiative check to stay onboard. Note that the second result stands, even if it is also a failed check. Cost ??
==Carriages==
Carriage is a catch-all term used for chariots, carts, coaches, carriages, or any other wheeled conveyance of its kind. This also includes Siege Towers, rams, etc.
=Buying a Carriage= Unless the campaign setting states otherwise, a Warband may only have one Carriage maximum: The cost of a carriage includes:
Carriages come in three weight classes:
Light Wheels are Toughness 4, have 2 wounds, and a 5+ Save.
Medium Wheels are Toughness 5, have 3 wounds, and a 4+ Save.
Heavy Wheels are Toughness 6, have 4 wounds, and a 3+ Save.
=Moving a carriage=
As long as a Carriage has two draft animals that are not knocked down, stunned, or out of action, it may move at the speed of its slowest draft animal, modified by the movement penalty for the carriage in question. For each additional draft animal beyond the second, the Carriage may ignore one point of Move Penalty. If the carriage is down to one mount, all its move penalties are doubled (this stacks with penalties for losing Wheels).
Example: A Goblin Medium Carriage is pulled by 4 wolves, granting it a move of 9". If the Carriage lost two Wolves, it would only have an effective move of 7". If it was down to one Wolf, it would only have an effective move of 3".
Note that if for, whatever reason, the Carriage has no draft animals, it may be pushed, with each large infantry model counting as one Draft Animal (For when you want your Trolls to push Siege Towers), and each non-large infantry model pushing counting as two draft animals. These infantry models must either be in base-to-base with the Carriage's front or back (depending on the direction they wish to push) itself, or in base-to-base with a model that is in base-to-base with the carriage itself. The Carriage may not be pushed from the side, though it may Pivot as long as it is capable of at least 1" of movement as a result of being pushed.
Example: A Human Merchant Wagon has been found abandoned in the middle of the Street, and the enterprising Marienburgers decide to roll it up to set up a preliminary barricade against the oncoming horde of Zombies. Four members of the Warband push it, with a -2 Movement Penalty, so they may move it 2" per turn. Thankfully, this is just enough for them to close off the corridor before the Zombies attempt to run.
Like in the core wagon rules, the vehicle may move, pivot up to 45", then Apply the Lash. Rather than it being a binary "As long as there are no stunned/knocked out draft animals" roll, simply modify the D6 roll by -1 for each and every draft animal that is still attached that is stunned/knocked down. Should the modified result be a 1 or less, the wagon takes an Out of Control roll as normal.
=Shooting at a Carriage=
A carriage is a large target and may be fired at accordingly.
You may take a -2 to-hit penalty to attempt to hit a specific target (The Skill "Trick Shooter" ignores this penalty). This may include: The Driver, a mount, a wheel, or any specific passenger or cargo. If you don't have Trick Shooter and miss by 1 or miss by 2 while attempting to hit a specific target, you hit the carriage itself instead.
=Assaulting a Carriage=
These rules are as in the standard Empire in Flames rules.
Whenever a wheel or carriage loses its last wound, it is out of action for the battle. Should a vehicle have only one wheel remaining, any move penalties it has are doubled. Should it have no wheels remaining, any move penalties it has are quadrupled. At the end of the battle, you may roll a D6 to see if it can be salvaged. On a 1-2, the wheel or carriage is damaged beyond repair, but on a 3-6, the vehicle can be patched up.
=Carriage Upgrades=
Gold costs for these are still pending.
The Carriage ignores the normal rules for Movement and Movement Penalties, and is able to move without Draft Animals as follows: A Carriage generates 1 Steam Point for each point of Weight it has. So a Light Carriage generates 1 Steam Point, a Medium Carriage generates 2 Steam Points, and a Heavy Carriage generates 3 Steam Points. It generates one Steam Point less for each Additional Level it has. The Carriage may spend Steam Points to move. A Light Carriage moves 5" for every Steam Point spent. A Medium Carriage moves 4" for every Steam Point spent, and a Heavy Carriage moves 3" for every Steam Point spent. Subtract 1" of movement for each point of Steam spent if the Carriage has Heavy Armor.
The Steam Engine may attempt to output up to three additional Steam Points. When it does so, roll 2d6 and add the additional points that were meant to be generated. On a roll of 12+, the Steam Engine explodes and the Carriage may not attempt to move for the rest of the battle. Any models in the same level as the Steam Engine take an automatic hit with a Strength equal to the total number of Steam Points that would have been generated that turn.
The Steam Engine takes up half the base the number of Passengers that the Carriage can carry (should it have Additional Levels, only the bottommost level suffers this penalty), before any other modifiers are taken into account. For example, a Heavy Carriage (6 Passengers), with Steam Engine, Expanded Capacity, and Additional Level could have 6 Passengers in its first level, and 9 in its second level.
Optionally, the Carriage may replace its Driver Slot with a Heavy Weapon for the cost of the Heavy Weapon. This may be fired by spending a Steam Point.
Cost: Twice the base cost of the Carriage Hull. Rarity: 12.
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